Where learned: MICHIGAN; GRADE SCHOOL; SAGINAW. It's thick and chocolatey. 'For I see you ain't Got any gun? Here's another weird playground song I remember from the late 70s. We have smashed up all the blackboards, we have thrown out all the books The school is burning down. Please speak to a parent or guardian for further help. That and Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts mentioned above were popular on the school bus in the late 50s. I guess we were a little less blunt. . HE STOLE MY COKE! Harry Houdini had a 4 foot weenie and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a rake, and hit it with a rake, and now it is only 3 foot 4. Posted October 26, 2021. by Anonymous: reply 71: February 23, 2013 5:31 AM: Little Rabbit Foo Foo hopping through the forest picking up the field mice an boppin' 'em in the head. When he asked her if he could, this was her reply. A fart was detected. Or maybe it reminds you of a campfire song , something you might have sung out of fun. //Www.Seacoastonline.Com/Article/20080404/News/80404013 '' > the Good old Days her back with an old bat! Lily Robertson View Comments Last week, a superbly stealthy ring of third graders plotted the possible injury of their teacher. Given this statement, start thinking about why this might be. Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the mawrning. Members of the organization come primarily from Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, Washington, D.C., and West Virginia. Wasn't it a standard drinking song before they . [pbbt! One of the most interesting pieces to have come out of the preparation of, this lesson was the difficulty of finding songs which represented teachers and teaching in a, positive light. Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a RulerOnce! Pages 60 Ratings 100% (2) 2 out of 2 people found this document helpful; This preview shows page 47 - 49 out of 60 pages. Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Children: University of Detroit Mercy Title EM 101 Uploaded Are tailored to the tune.44 slug miss! . Pages 60 Ratings 100% (2) 2 out of 2 people found this document helpful; This preview shows page 47 - 49 out of 60 pages. The following was cited in 1961: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school; We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule; We have poisoned every principal and secretary, too; The kids are marching on. I googled it to see if it actually existed the way I remembered and voila! Glory, glory, hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler. There ain't no teacher no more. The PCAS thus offers an opportunity for the coming together of scholars from colleges, universities, community colleges, and the general public, who have something worthwhile to say on matters involving mass society. Does anyone remember one about constipation? Like the Battle Hymn itself, the parody is sung to the tune of John Brown's Body.In versions known to have appeared in print, the opening line always changes the original 'Mine eyes . Teacher hit me with a ruler, It's why I love the DL! Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door With a loaded .44 And there ain't no teacher anymore! We have tortured every teacher I like this version of R134's ditty, from Fannie Flagg's [italic]Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man:[/italic], Oh, she pooted and she farted and she shit on the floor, She wiped her ass on the knob of the door, The moon shone bright on the nipple of her tit, She brushed her teeth with blueberry shit, Peekin' through the keyhole to see what she could see, Squattin' on the floor on her bended knee, Her dress was up and her panties were down, She's got the cutest ass we've seen around. Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her in the attic with a loaded automatic AND SHE AINT MY YEAXHER NO MORE Used to sing that in the elementary school bus circa 84. Glory, glory, hallelujah; Teacher hit me with a ruler; Met her in the attic with a german automattic and she ain't my teacher no more! Grimp-ing the gros chars on my seat ch't'en retard, A travers le window j'ai voulu embrasser, mon cavalier but. Heres a shocker. Memories on this Memorial Day, 2022, are apt to be complicated, chastenedapprehensive. I know at 6 or so I had no idea what I was singing, but it would be interesting to find out what the song was supposed to be about. . Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her at the door with a loaded .44 And she bothered me no more! Seconded and carried. And I won't go to school no more. Baby Baby Stick your head in gravy Wash it out with bubble gum And send it to the navy. Our version went "I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine and she sunk like a submarine". Tailored to the specific individual and don & # x27 ; t they the song to.! There are many variations of this song, which nearly always leave the first two lines of the verse and chorus nearly intact and change the third, with some variations to the fourth. Of course there's a thread on this. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Melvil Dewey plan. Glory, glory, hallelujah! Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, crosseyed mesquitos and bull legged ants, I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. comes the first one up! Our truth is marching on! The train ran away! I remember, well, singing those words on the way home from school in my very early life (really feels like a separate life, and admitting to this experience is not easy). Twice is an Education! Thanks, Jen. The Battle Hymn was itself adapted in a similar fashion from 'John Brown's Body', a song about the death of the hardcore abolitionist who believed that slavery in the United States could only be overthrown by violent insurrection. I've just remembered this one; Fatty and Skinny went to bed, Fatty blew off and Skinny was dead. Martin denied it. Fatty and Skinny were laying in bed, Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead. Met her at the door With a loaded forty-four, And the teacher don't teach no more. Great big eyeballs rollin' down Main Street Oh She ripped and she snored till she fell on the floor, The wind from her butt blew the cat out the door, The sun shone bright on the nipple of her titty, And she brushed her teeth in blackbird shitty. Some people think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny! News from Lake Wobegon by Garrison Keillor, Highbridge Audio, 1991 . All I can say to you is, "Lemon tree very pretty and it's flowers very sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat." Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school Lisa & Jimmy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes Lisa in a baby carriage Sucking her thumb Peeing in her pants Doing the hula hula dance. Source: Abrahams (1969), Hastings (1990) "Mudcat: Jump Rope Rhymes Listing" O, P 8. The editor invites the submission of articles dealing with any aspect of American or international, contemporary or historical, popular culture. These days you'd get suspended for singing that.--Opus the Penguin Nothing on earth would make me do more research on this. Have smashed up all the blackboards, we have thrown out all the books the school faster than a lawyer! with a german automattic Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Just to remind you what you and Claire were doing at work on June 10, 2004: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Us brats keep marching on! Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door With a loaded .44 And she ain't my teacher no more! What is interesting is how fast things songs spread, even without the internet, and when most kids rarely used the telephone. I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And there ain't no teacher anymore. no bo-dy likes me! Recorded by John A. and Alan Lomax in San Antonio, Texas, May 1934. Its journal, Studies in Popular Culture, is a firmly established academic publication, and scholars working with topics in popular culture are invited to submit papers for consideration. Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler We tied up all the janitors and flushed them down the stool Our truth goes marching on 1 [deleted] 7 yr. ago So far I've seen three variants in this thread - does anyone care to add roughly where and when they heard these? Formerly triannual, the journal has spun off what was its third issue to become the Popular Culture Association in the South's second journal, Studies in American Culture. Pis j'ai embrass une vache qui regardait passer le train! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is marching on. Description: Studies in Popular Culture is the refereed journal of the Popular Culture Association / American Culture Association in the South. A quick search online reveals that there are many variations of this tune, no doubt sung with glee on school playgrounds . Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. Some features on this site require a subscription. There is no more. There was a song by the Bangles that one of us thought was saying "Pissyloot, on a broom" So we naturally made up other lyrics to follow that. SWEEEEEEEEEEET huh?? Us brats keep marching on! I picked up a rock, and threw it at his cock. August 4, 2005 at 5:43 am My sister is a public elementary school teacher and I was SHOCKED to learn that she buys her own supplies. We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Best Magical Regards, Mark Williams "Once is Magic!! Or maybe it reminds you of a campfire song - something you might have sung out of fun. Even so, most of our plotting had to do with things like her getting suddenly elected to a space programme and accidentally falling out an air lock somewhere in the vicinity of the moon. Great starting points to find inspiration. ________(name of girl double-dutch jumping).is an American Beauty She wiggles, she waggles, she does the splits, she wears her miniskirts above her hips,, How many inches abobe her hips? We have tortured every teacher I've googled for it and can't find anything. And she ain't my teacher no more! Quot ; Git up, Dinah-Ring-ding-ah-ding -- -ah by Garrison Keillor, Highbridge Audio, 1991 gon teach Bopped her on the beamWith a rotten coconut schoolyard jingle come from and why are the images of and! I love that weenie man! Teacher hit me "glory,glory hallelujah. - Good. "Or possibly the most graphic teacher song I remember: "On top of Old Smokey All covered with sand I shot my poor teacher With a green rubber band. The song was sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," AKA: "Glory, glory hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler." Anyway, it wasn't sung as a normal cadence, where the leader would sing a line and the group would repeat it. Other versions of the chorus: Hit her in the seater with a 50 millimeter. But even all these years later, whenever I hear the word "glory" that stupid song pops into my head. Site is endorsed by the University of Detroit Mercy ( UDM ) and song in their War! Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." I ran him over with my Coco Puff train", Great green globs of Greasy grimy gopher guts, One full can of People's ripest porpoise guts, The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line, And they all went to heaven in a big white boat. Because this song is all about claiming that God is on the side of the Union Army, and He is fixin' to smite whoever stands in opposition to it! My teacher hit me with a ruler. . Please excuse me, but I always cry when I hear it. Burning Of The School Lyrics The Burning of the School Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! I hid behind the door The Opies did not record whether the Market . My Mama don't wear no drawers - ah ding dong! With a rotten coconut The "jokes" are delivered in a kind of old-fashioned Marx-brothers kind of way, with wagging eyebrows and the like. .So I met her at the bank with a Sherman army tank and she ain't my teacher no more. They were organized. Sent for the doctah-doctah said, Eegisty -ogisty! think i'm gonna eat some wor-or-ms, first you get your shov-el(act out digging) then you get your bu-cket see how they wiggle and squir-m(make squirming motion with hands) next you bite the heads off see how they wiggle and squir-m down goes the first one(rub stomach) down goes the second one fell how they wiggle and sqirrrrm up! Tra la la boom-dee-ay, she came back yesterday, tra la la boom-dee-ay, driving a chevrolet. I went to her funeral I went to her grave I brought her some flowers And a grenade. But what is the original name of the tune? From my basic piano lesson book - I think the first book. We have broken every rule While I agree that there are signs everyone who works with kids need to watch for, I think anyone who goes postal about kids singing these songs needs their head examined. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. They're up, they're down, they're all around, Natalie weight 1000 pounds, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life! I went to a Chinese restaurant To buy a loaf of bread bread bread He wrapped it up in tin foil And this is what he said said said My name is L I, L I Picc-a-lie Picc-a-lie (Spelling??) Studies in Popular Culture Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler: Gender and Violence in Subversive Children's. 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