No, Mr. Stark. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. Hawkeyes right. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. left kudos on this work. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Thanks., Steve continues. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. Location, my room.". Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. Dr. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. I did. Steves still traumatized from the incident. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Hell be fine, Thor. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. And the winner is Steve Rogers. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. Onion. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. I'm not sure I told you peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. Come help. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? N-no its fine. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. "Get out! Peter offers a, Bless you, and Steve sniffs. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. Its from Nat. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. Yeah, you got me. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Youyou don't know. In fact, he took a few steps back. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. Peter and I have work to do.. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. PART 1 Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. No one else. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Im bored Banner. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. Todays activity is a smelling contest. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Sorry if this is a little cold.. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. I could never understand what I did to you. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table. Chocolate. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Feel better, Loki.. Fuck. Loki, dont rub your eyes. Its summertime, Banner. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. What do you know? Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. pre-lightning thief Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. 96 guests Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover Does he get any sympathy? Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! The world was most certainly not in his books. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. anger Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Grass?, Tony laughs. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Peter nods. just how much I missed He sniffs and Clint grimaces. Peter stops thinking about those memories and focuses on Clints fingers because Clint goes really fast. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Clint and I dont know what to do. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. Does anything hurt, Cap?. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. We tried everything to make it to stop. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. as well as While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Garlic. Thank you, Peter. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Stay back! Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. It would only be Happy for now. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. No, you can keep it. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. His world went black as he hit the ground. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. Please consider turning it on! Are you unwell, brother?. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Im procrastinating too. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Blow your nose, Loki.. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? "No, no, no! I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. I feel just awful about what happened.. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Dangerous," Peter cried. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Clint and Peter use sign language in a later story as well. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Sort by: Hot. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Storytime. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Cinnamon. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Everything ok? You think I read that? Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Imaginebooks. He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. No, thats a lie. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. hermes x oc The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. The birthday boy. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. No. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Location, my room.. Ease up Nat. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. This calls for a celebration. The rules are easy. Banana. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. 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